The voices of angels and the mouths of sailors. Indeed, and the pre-school versions of the boys are no less the little bastards we’ve come to know and love.
“What do you shitheads want?” -4 yr old Trent Boyet
48. Weight Gain 4000 (Season 1, Episode 02)
Already with this the second episode to air in the show’s running history, the platform is laid out for Cartman as the antagonistic anti-hero who calls it like he sees it, and the boys + Wendy to keep him in line and keep the show PC.
“Dolphins, eskimos, who cares. It’s all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap.” -Cartman
“Dolphins are stupid. […] If they’re so damn smart, how come they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?” -Cartman
49. Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000 (Season 4, Episode 02)
Crap jokes really are the best, and Cartman proves here that elaborate crap jokes are the way forward for humanity.
“Why don’t you chicks go wash some dishes or get pregnant or something.” -Cartman
50. Chickenpox (Season 2, Episode 10)
"See that X-Ray, that's your ass. See that line, that's your ass collapsing." -Terrence, to Philip
"Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else I'm gonna start hucking rocks at you." -Cartman
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